Waitress: “What’s your name cutie?” Emmett: (without any hesitation) “Doggy!”
Mama: “Did Bear Bear go potty?” Emmett: “No, he not have penis. No uhuh, he not have pene." (in case I didn’t understand in English)
Me: “What do you say to Clara for biting her?” Emmett: “Thank you Wehwah!”
“It hot in my eye!” (the sun was shining in his eye)
Clara: “Emmett is it listening time or talking time?” Emmett: “Talking time!”
“I no want ensalada (salad) on my pizza!” (Meaning he did not want a vegetarian pizza like me)
Me: “What flavor is your ice cream?” Emmett: “Yellow!”
Me: “Did you bite Clara?” Emmett (totally serious): “No I eat Wehwah!”
(Dancing to a song while clapping) “I clap my pene (penis)” (as he hits his penis)
“I beso (kiss) your nose! Silly Emmett!”
Emmett picked up the phone while we were FaceTiming and said, “I holding Mama!” Followed by, “Bye Mama, I love you!” And “I give you abrazo (hug) and beso (kiss)!”
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